(People are running around all crazy because five patients were being admitted into the icu at once)
Doctor: we are getting POUNDED right now.
Nurse (without batting an eye): not as hard as your mom did last night.
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Nurse 1: those things are hanging around all over the place, and you really have to keep track of them, they kind of get around...
Nurse 2: kind of like your mom?
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Doctor, to patient: so tell me what brought you here tonight.
Patient: I have no idea. I asked these motherfuckers (gesturing at the ems personnel) to take me to a bar but they took me here instead.
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Nurse 1: We just had to go put a flexiseal and a condom catheter in room 19.
Nurse 2: Wow, that sounds like some kind of party. But probably not the kind I would want an invite to.
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