Dear god, if I'm ever in the hospital I want to be like this lady.
Lady: why do I have to take a bath anyway?
Me: you want to look good for your family, right? And that big group of nice looking doctors are going to come see you in the morning.
Lady: (brightens) oh. Can you give me a boob job?
Me: (trying not to explode in laughter) A boob job? Well, I don't know if we do that kind of thing here, even at night in the icu.
Lady: well, you surely see them here. What do you think? Do they look good? I mean, I just want your opinion.
Me: yeah, I think they look great. But I don't know if I would get one.
Lady: You should really go to Utah. They call them mommy makeovers there. You can get a discount if you win some kind of competition. Because you need about twelve thousand dollars of work, honey.
Touche'...
Hi there. I would just like to inform you that touché is actually spelledwith an accented e, not an e with an apostrophe after it.
ReplyDeleteDeepest apologies. Just so you know, many of these entries are typed on a phone. This one may have actually been typed before I got a smartphone (the horrors!!). I will pay more careful attention to my grammar in the future.
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