Sometimes quotes from the people you work with are weirder than what the patients say

"It's not PUSSY drainage, it's prurulent drainage! Jesus, people, where did you go to school?"

Well, this is kind of awkward.

Two different times tonight, people came and got me to ask me to help them make sure their patient's condom catheters are on right and/or help them put a new one on. One of them, a new grad (bless her heart) said that someone told her I was really good with the condom catheters.

I guess if I'm going to become known for something around here...