A for effort, A+ for execution

So a group of med students and residents walks into my patient's room. The lead guy asks how she is doing. She says she's doing horrible. Resident asks why.

Know what she says? No, SCREAMS?

"My ASS hurts! And it's all HER fault!"

She had the decency to point at me for that last part so they wouldn't think it was some poor hapless soul's fault, at the very least.

(And no, I didn't touch the woman's ass, before someone asks me).

Bucket list for my night, 12.17.12 edition

- had to fill out a police report after my colleague got punched by a fully "intact" patient
- cleaned up urine
- cleaned up blood
- cleaned up semen
- had one patient pull out their own catheter

And I still have four hours to go...

Quote of the day...

"I mean, I would be agitated, too, if my penis was that swollen!" - said by someone who doesn't have a penis