I wonder if he really is

Me: ma'am, we're trying to get in touch with your husband. What's his name again?

My patient: (states her last name)

Me: what's his first name?

My patient: J.... J....

Me: ok, it starts with a J? What's the rest of his name?

My patient: Jackass.

Me: ok, that's his name? Jackass?

My patient (looks at me like I've lost my mind): Honey, I just TOLD you that.