Ohhhh man.

My patient is completely with it. First things first. In our icu that means he knows his name and date of birth, and he knows where he is, and he knows what the month and year are right now. He can pee in his own urinal. I know this because when I came in he had a condom catheter (look it up) and it came off (as they tend to do) so he picked up his urinal and peed in it, no problem. He then proceeded to ask me to put another one on him. Wha? So is this extreme laziness or a not so subtle attempt to get me to have to put a condom like thing on him?

The things I do at work. Why on earth would you want something like that on you when you aren't incontinent?