Nurse: "I just checked again and you don't have a fever."
Patient: "But I feel like I do! Can you check under my arm?"
Nurse takes patient's temperature under her arm.
Nurse: "You're still not febrile."
Patient: <Big sigh> "All right then, can you put that thermometer in my vagina then? Because I bet I have a temperature there."
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