Oh man. Awkward.

My patient was a very old man with difficult, rolly veins. He was awesome in general and we Joked about a lot through the night, but he got pissed at me when both of his IVs burned when I flushed them, and that meant he needed at least one new one. He told me all about how awful his veins were. So when I started his IV on the first try, he asked me if he could marry me.