One of my favorite things

... That crazy people say - besides that we're trying to KILL them - is when they accuse us of withholding their antipsychotic medications.

"You still haven't given me my seroquel!" (he got it right on time, what does he think I am, stupid???)

Attention crazy people: contrary to popular belief, your nurses want you to have those meds just as badly as you do. Maybe even more so...